on my first day of work at mcdonalds a little girl came in with her dad and when i asked what she wanted she told me the party pack 50 piece chicken mcnugget and her dad was like no sweetheart you cant eat that much and she screamed YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY ABILITIES and then kicked her dad in the balls and he fell to the floor and she was only like 6 years old omg
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Reblog if you were born in the 90’s & you still don’t have a baby.
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When you see someone cute,
They smile and look at you:
And you’re like:
via laugh-addict
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I want to do aerial yoga…
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Grilled Chocolate Banana Melts [recipe]
this makes me wish i liked bananas
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
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